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youwannafightmemate:

ghostbabie:

ghostbabie:

the guy I dog-sit for just got a puppy and he’s havin a lil trouble with his ears

he worked it out :]

This post makes me so happy :)

misha-the-antichrist:

intrudaimpala:

savemalec2014:

wibblywobblytimeywimeygirl:

sherl0cked-in-the-pie:

C’MON Y’ALL

Guys, this is why people think we’re a cult

that won’t stop me from doing this

someone remind me!


Overlord has spoken, we are a cult. Just accept it. 

misha-the-antichrist:

intrudaimpala:

savemalec2014:

wibblywobblytimeywimeygirl:

sherl0cked-in-the-pie:

C’MON Y’ALL

Guys, this is why people think we’re a cult

that won’t stop me from doing this

someone remind me!

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Overlord has spoken, we are a cult. Just accept it. 

carolinabackroads:

wannaseethesandonyourpaintedtoes:

Sh%t Southern Women Say

dying

(Source: youtube.com)

dion-thesocialist:

Living in a swing state in an election year is like being the hottest girl at the club.

levindis:

spreadsomeshitspreadsomelies:

orij-nality:

THIS IS REALLY MESSING ME UP

This is not ok

No, this is totally ok.

levindis:

spreadsomeshitspreadsomelies:

orij-nality:

THIS IS REALLY MESSING ME UP

This is not ok

No, this is totally ok.

(Source: reuben-thomas)

belleofstarkstower:

librumrising:

villainfr:

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

I worked at a haunted house a few years in a row - and luckily I got a prime spot on a swing set above the crowd, but I saw a friend get her nose broken when a group shoved her into a wall, and I saw another girl being rushed through my area to the medical unit because someone got scared and punched her in the eye.
People don’t do it on purpose, but some people’s reaction to being scared is to get violent and shove and / or lash out at whatever’s scaring them. So if you’re one of those people, DON’T GO TO THE HAUNTED HOUSES, for fuck’s sake. 
Also, if you get in there and realize part-way through you’re getting out of control, just shout to the actors that you’re legitimately scared and want to leave - they will drop everything and get someone to lead you out through a side escape hatch. They would much rather take you on a little detour then get face-punched. 

Unfortunately there ARE people that deliberately go to haunted houses and stuff like that. I work at a theme park that does large scale haunted houses and open zones and ohh boy will you get hurt. Two years ago I did scaring work, and during that time I got kicked, punched, groped, pinched, grabbed, slapped, people tried to rip my mask or other parts of my costume off. I got cornered, shoved, knocked down, just. Ugh. People really have no qualms about hurting someone that can’t fight back.

Scarers are people. Keep that in mind next time you go to a haunted house and a friend thinks it’s funny to abuse the worker.

I was lucky to not be injured in the few I did, but I did have two experiences I want to share. The first involved me being dressed as a Weeping Angel (I was the resident statue scarer when needed) and a man decided to shove his glow stick through my mask into my eye to make me move and prove it was a costume, I held still because that was my job, but our cameras got him. Another time I had a man who was confused on if I was real or not (the costume was intense, I looked like an animatronic) and to test he put his entire hand on my face and started squeezing. I panicked and immediately burst into tears, probably soaking his mitt like hand that was as big as my tiny face. A lot of assholes go through haunts, don’t be one of those assholes. (As an aside: In my experience it is almost always men who do this, and a majority only do it to female workers. I don’t know why, but if you know a guy who acts like this explain to him why it is wrong. If he won’t listen, punch him for every time he hurts a haunt employee.)

karethdreams:

wigglyflippingout:

things i need to know: porn in swverse

is ‘jedi being seduced by incredibly hot partner’ a genre? are there porn spoofs of current events/famous people, like the equivalent of “nailin’ palin”? are there “nar shaddaa bibles” - little flip books of famous people/characters, crudely drawn and gettin’ it on?

and what is the look of horror on everyone’s face when they discover these things starring their alter egos

#luke’s eyes go very wide and then he fumblingly tosses it into the nearest furnace #leia just shrugs; she’s been dealing with it for years #han pretends to think it’s awful when leia rants about it but is secretly kinda pleased #lando goes on a letter writing compaign angrily telling everyone his penis isn’t that small #and meanwhile if you look deep into vader’s helmet #after handing him a little booklet of him screwing most of the moffs in the empire#you can see a blue screen of death pop up as he just Cannot Fathom What Is Happening

IDK but I’m happy to WRITE you ‘Jedi being seduced by incredibly hot partner’.  Kes needs a new squeeze anyway.  ;p

witchy-business:

coyoteandcranberry:

Hey, I’m looking for lgbt+ or lgbt+ friendly witches and/or pagans C:

Like or reblog if you fit under this description !

reporting for duty! (also be sure to check out queerpagans)

Pan/Poly/Genderqueer over here!  Admittedly I don’t post a ton of witchy stuff but I still am one, I promise.  :S

BREAKING: The Situation in Gaza Has Taken a Horrifying Turn

murderous-moon:

thebluelip-blondie:

dynastylnoire:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

The news: Israeli units attacked Gaza’s only power station, burning large sections of it to the ground. It made for a dramatic picture in Gaza, one that some on social media said looked like actual hell on Earth.

The bombing appears to have cut off both electricity and water sanitation for most of the Palestinian territory’s 1.8 million residents. According to the Washington Post, the damage will take months to repair and has left almost all of Gaza, including some hospitals, without utility access. Six of eight remaining power connections from Israel have been severed by the fighting.

But that’s not all. Later, an Israeli tank attack on a UN school killed at least 15 Palestinians, even though Gaza residents were told to seek safety there. Israel accuses Hamas of using schools as bases to launch rockets.

Here’s what you need to know: The death toll in the Gaza Strip soared past 1,200 Tuesday, with whole neighborhoods reduced to rubble as constant bombing killed as many as 100 Palestinians. As Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that the Israel Defence Force’s campaign in Gaza would be “prolonged,” hinting that the Israeli invasion has taken on new objectives, Gazans cowered in fear from some of the most intense bombings yet seen in the area. 

The United Nations estimates that 70-80% of the dead are civilians. An additional 7,000 have been wounded. In short, the situation in Gaza is getting much worse very quickly.

Dozens of other attacks ravaged whole neighborhoods, with ferocious strikes targeting senior Hamas political leader Ismail Haniyeh’s residence, Hamas’ al-Aqsa TV headquarters, a finance building and several local mayors’ homes. Gaza City’s al-Amin Mohammed Mosque, which sits across the street from a house owned by Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, was blown apart. Hamas and Israel blamed each other for shells which exploded in Jabaliya refugee camp, killing at least 10 people.

Bombs also fell near areas where international journalists were housed.

time lapse video appears to show an entire Gaza neighborhood totally annihilated after an hour of sustained airstrikes.

On the Israeli side, the threat of rockets sent some in Tel Aviv scrambling for bomb shelters. Bands of Hamas militants are somehow still finding their way through tunnels leading under the border. Five Israeli soldiers were killed in gun battles with one such infiltration force, bringing the total number of soldiers dead to 53. The IDF’s official propaganda channel has turned up the rhetoric, offering prayers to slain heroes and providing daily updates on the number of targets bombed.

Meanwhile, Hamas distributed some chilling propaganda of its own: A video of the tunnel attack, which appears to show the deaths of some of the five soldiers killed.

A ceasefire has so far failed to develop, with both Hamas and Israel blaming each other.

Why you should care: While the rest of the world appears pretty shocked by the images coming out of Gaza, most Israelis either aren’t shocked or accept them as the cost of dismantling Hamas. The Washington Post reports between 87% and 95% of Israeli Jews generally support continuing the operation, while four out of five oppose a unilateral withdrawal. Hamas’ merry band of fanatics remains obstinate despite horrifying losses in manpower and resources. As of now there doesn’t seem to be a short-term impetus for either side to change the course of the ongoing conflict, which means continued devastation of this scale is sadly likely.

Source: Tom McKay for World.Mic

Jesus help them please

this is horrible

how do you seriously look at this and not call it terrorism

how do you absorb all this news and still have the gall to ask “but what about israeli feelings?!”

fuck anyone who brings up ~both sides~ nonsense

satdeshret:

captainarktos:

satdeshret:

Buy me this book and I’ll love you forever

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT WAS ENDORSED WITH PETER F HAMILTON!!! THE MAN IS A GOD TO ME!

I finished the first book in this series today but like….. I don’t wanna wait a couple for the 2nd

Library request is in!

satdeshret:

captainarktos:

satdeshret:

Buy me this book and I’ll love you forever

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT WAS ENDORSED WITH PETER F HAMILTON!!! THE MAN IS A GOD TO ME!

I finished the first book in this series today but like….. I don’t wanna wait a couple for the 2nd

Library request is in!